Fog, Tornados, and Snow

Attention People...

I just want to inform everyone that the airline industry does NOT create fog, tornados, or snow. This is called NATURE. When your flight is delayed, canceled, for diverted for a weather related event do NOT yell at us. I repeat we did NOT make this happen. Would you really want for the flight to go out into a tornado? Try to land in the fog where the pilot cannot see the runway or land with snow and ice? Think about that before you decide to yell at the ticket agents.

If you have a death wish then go outside and run in front of your nearest bus.

Thank. You.
Airline Ticket Agent